LAPORAN ABANG WATSON

Situasi-Sedang mengemas bahagian pencuci aaaaaaa..sapa tau dia tau la..(kenapakah agaknya aku selalu ditugaskan untuk mengemaskan rak-rak di bahagian neh?)..didatangi 2 orang gadis...

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No 1-Adik adik..do you have any scar treatment oil..?alaaaaaaaa...what is it aaaa..alaaaaaa...Bio-Oil?a,ahh..yes yes..that one..do you have any?

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No2-Yes..yes..that one..i know its good for you to hilangkan the scar you know..(sambil tuding-tuding jari bercakap dengan Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1)..Do you have parutttttt..???kikikikikiki..(gelak-gelak dengan nada gedik)

Abang Watson masih mendiamkan diri...

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1-Yeahhhh..it's tak best you know..kikikikiki..(gelak-gelak dengan nada gedik)....adik..ada tak minyak tu?for you to remove scar parut tuuuuu?

Abang Watson-Huh?(dengan nada tercengang)

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No2-Ada tak ubat untuk hilangkan parut..?Alaaaaaa..untuk hilangkan scar,parut-parut tu..do you have it?The scar ataupon parut treatment oil tuuu?Tak paham ker?(bercakap separa sombong dengan nada Bimbo yang sedang marah..sila bayangkan Paris Hilton tengah marah)

Abang Watson-Maaf kak..saya tak paham..Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1-Adikkkkk..ada tak ubat untuk hilangkan paruttttt...??macam minyak Bio-Oil tuuuu...ada takkkk...???Abang Waston-Owhhh..Bio-Oil..ada ada...sebentar ya..

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No2-Kikikikikiki..tak paham rupanya tadi..

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1-Yeahh..he don't understand what i say laaa..

Seketika kemudian..

Abang Watson-Here you go miss..Bio-Oil,just like what you want..It's good for scar treatment and many people had bought it.it's RM32.80,and you can pay for it at the payment counter,which is located up in-front..If there's anything that i can help you,just let me know..as a Sales Coordinator of this Watson outlet, it is my responsibility to help and assist the customers.its my pleasure to help..thank you..do you need anything else miss?

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1-Tadak apa dah aih..nak beli ni saja..terima kasih la noh...

Abang Watson-You're welcome...Aku terus menyambung kerjaku yang tertangguh sembil dalam kepala hotak memikirkan cara nak mendapatkan Rm1Juta dalam masa sehari...kepala hotakku terus melayang-layang tanpa memperdulikan dunia luar...

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