Sunday, November 8, 2009

Boys vs Girls

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

And the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)


Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)


And the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)


AhAHAHHAAHAHHA..... ;p




Friday, August 28, 2009

35 things ~*


*~35 ThingS~*

sekali anda di tag anda hendaklah menyatakan 35 fakta secara rawak dan spontan tentang diri anda. anda juga digalakkan tag 35 rakan2 anda untuk mengetahui tentang mereka. adalah lebih baik jika anda menggunakan bahasa melayu. ini secara tidak langsung dapat mengembalikan keindahan bahasa melayu kita yang semakin diabaikan ;)


1.sekarang saya tak tegar pergi clubbing tapi sesekali saya enjoy juga (dulu saya sangat tegar)
2. muzik yg kuat buat saya lebih bersemangat dan saya boleh melupakan masalah saya (d reason saya akan pasang lagu kuat2 dalam kereta)
3.saya juga enjoy karaoke sangat sangat . satu lagi cara melepaskan kemarahan dan masalah.
4.saya hargai dan sayangkan bebudak pejabat saya kerana mereka gila gila. jika ada sorang yg tidak gila, semua org akan kacau dia sehingga dia gila.
5.kini saya di rumah, terlepas sahur, tapi tidak lapar, saya kagum kerana saya belum berasa lapar, mungkin pukul 2 nanti saya akan lapar.
6.sepatutnya saya pergi ke phi phi island selepas raya, tetapi kerana saya telah berselisih faham dengan rakan saya, kami telah membatalkan niat itu, mungkin semasa raya, kami akan bermaafan dan teruskan dengan rancangan itu?
7.saya yakin saya akan menjadi insan yang berjaya. dalam masa 5tahun saya akan menjadi seseorang.
8.tahun hadapan saya akan meninggalkan malaysia. dan saya sangat teruja untuk mulakan kehidupan baru dan tinggalkan apa yang saya ada di malaysia kerana buat masa sekarang, saya tidak gembira.
9.saya harap saya akan lebih matang dan melihat kehidupan dari sudut yang berbeza selepas ini.
10.saya sayang bf saya.dia idol saya tapi mungkin dia tidak tahu tentang itu
11.saya harap dia tidak nakal sepanjang ketidakhadiran saya di bumi malaysia ini.masih ingatkah anda dengan perjanjian kita?mungkin kita akan lebih menghargai antara satu sama lain bila sudah jauh di mata (mungkin sangat dekat di hati)
12.saya sukakan pekerjaan saya. saya teruja melihat acara besar yang berjaya dan saya banyak belajar daripada bos saya.dia ada facebook saya. saya harus lebih berhati hati menulis ini..hahaha..
13.di pejabat semua orang ada panggilan sendiri. nora cantik, see ming cute,wan pendek 1, syam pendek 2 dan saya? err...syhhh....
14.owh baru no.14, saya memang banyak bercakap. lelaki suka perempuan yang banyak cakap, tapi mereka benci perempuan yang suka membebel
15.owh tetiba saya rindukan kawan kawan btn saya. saya tak sangka saya akan sanggaaaaaat enjoy di sanaa!
16.saya takkan lupakan kenangan berdiri di sebelah Tun M selama 5minit dan dia senyum pada saya (dia memang senyum pada saya!) dia pemimpin yang hebat!
17.saya sangat tidak glamer di uitm jengka, tidak ada sesiapa yang ingat siapa saya. tapi saya telah merubah diri serta keyakinan saya sebaik berpindah di uitm shah alam.
18.saya suka tengok muvii, sangat sangat suka. kawan kawan saya suka ajak saya tengok muvi dengan mereka, pernah sekali dalam masa seminggu, saya sudah abiskan suma list muvi dalam wayang! (kecuali cerita tamil dan cina)
19.saya tiada rumah kerana saya tidak pernah bayar sewa rumah. saya selalu menumpang di rumah rakan saya di KJ.kekadang saya balik rumah kakak saya di taman melati atau di puchong.
20.masa kecik kecik saya sangat gilakan affa daripada kumpulan NICO.saya pernah hantar kad raya pada dia (saya tak rasa dia baca kad saya)
21.saya ramai rakan lelaki daripada perempuan.mereka suka saya kerana saya suka bercakap tak control cute dan menjadi diri sendiri.(tentulah , saya bukan nk ngorat mereka, buat apa nk control ayu)
22.saya ada dua rakan yang sangat saya hargai. salmi suhana serta eizani safri zakariah
23.saya pernah kecewa dengan hidup saya dan sal suruh saya tinggal bersamanya selama seminggu agar saya boleh lupakan kekecewaan saya. terima kasih sahabat!
24.saya pernah menumpang motor eizani selama satu semester kerana saya tiada alternatif lain untuk ke kelas.orang ingat kami bercinta tapi saya dengan dia tidak pernah ada perasaan itu.dia lelaki yang suka membebel. terima kasih sahabat!
25.saya mudah sensitif, sedih tapi saya mudah dipujuk dan mudah lupa.
26.saya ingin melihat bunga tulip
26.owh ya, jabbaar juga rakan baik saya. dia sangat sangat membantu saya ketika di uitm jengka serta uitm shah alam. terima kasih sahabat! pet aka rosli aka abang long saya juga sangat baik dengan saya selepas dia bekerja ini. semoga dimurahkan sentiasa rezekinya dan rezeki itu dapat dialir kepada saya juga! terima kasih sahabat!
27.saya pernah berlakon dan dapat tawaran lagi selepas itu menjadi pelakon pembantu untuk satu drama tapi saya tolak kerana shooting ketika saya final exam.mungkin jika saya tak tolak tawaran itu, saya menjadi pelakon terkenal sekarang ini?dan gambar gambar saya bergembira bersama rakan rakan yang dianggap tidak sopan sudah tersiar di laman sesawang serta youtube?
28.jangan menipu seorang penipu
29.saya tidak lupakan abang sam, dia yang memperkenalkan saya pada dunia event, dan byk bagi job event pada saya dan memperkenalkan salmi suhana pada saya:)
30.kenangan indah, citrawarna 2007 dan 2008.sepanjang berkampung untuk acara itu, saya rasa seperti satu keluarga!
31.event paling mewah, live and loud 2007. saya menginap di one world hotel (menjadi ketua sekretariat di one world jadi saya yang uruskan jadual, dan saya menjadi ketua yang sangat sporting!) selama seminggu dan ke marriott selama 4hari. menjadi sekretariat menguruskan artis tapi kehidupan saya sangat mewah di sana. artis artis jagaan saya sangat la senang di urus. saya terserempak dengan kc n jojo ketika breakfast di cafe dan dapat bergambar dengan kc n jojo!tapi manager mereka agak gatal!
32.bersama mytv3 untuk series of jomheboh serta karnival sukan remaja menjadikan kulit saya gelap! saya ingat lagi saya tak segelap sekarangg!
33.sepanjang bersama bf saya, dia baru bagi saya bawa kereta dia sekali, saya harap dia lebih percayakan saya selepas ini;p
34.saya sakit kepala sekaranggg...dan saya dah start rasa lapar
35.saya gembira dapat berkongsi cerita ini dengan anda!saya sangat telus menulis ini.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Saya Officially Graduate!!

SAYA OFFICIALLY GRADUATE!!!

Hello, lama tak update my blog, kemalasana sgt menghantui diri~
But here n there i love to update bout my convocation day eventho its been ages! its so sweet n meaningful to me as my mother was there for me :) I love u Mom! This ANC adalah untuk ibu dan abah....I do this because of both of u :)

As usual saya lambatt!! by d time i reach at d hall, suma org da gerak n i was panickd as i dont know where's my friend and i dont even remember my call card number..ahahha..so have to wait all d graduaters to pass me by n pray dat i didnt miss d line.
Then i saw sincan, he was like 'hey napa lambat?'
and i smile to him n said 'vip mmg selalu lmbt' ahahahhaha...;p
Its awkward isnt it when everybody that used to be in ur team (ur classmate of kosh) pretending like they dont know u, they just smile at me, just a first glance and i was like.. err..ok...whateva lah.I mean come on laa..kita kan kawan da lamaaa...I just met Mima & Eca after d ceremony so yg lain tak sempat jumpaaa..if they read this, just want u guys to know, i do appreciate our friendship aite..Thanks for everythg ! And to Jabbaar Congratulation also next semester ur turn lak okay! Thank you for the friendship:) Owh, Tak sempat jumpa pett!! Sit next to sinchan, im proud of both of us, after 6 years our friendship still remain stronger than ever (but penahla gaduh skit2..which is sangat normal..dia mmg jahat!heheheh..)



Anyway i guess dats life, ppl come and ppl go..how i wish my friendship with Ada or Aca can be good as before but then we hv to keep our path straight ..be strong Suraya.
When the MC announce my name , there so many things chaotically aroused around my mind.
My Dad, My Life, My friends..Its like, this is it..this is it...
Alhamdulillah semuanya sempurna. Now Im officially Graduated!



For 2 and a half year, there are a lot of things happnd to me, all the obstacles, the challenge had made me for who i am today. I Love UiTM! Im part of UiTM and UiTM part of history of my life. Arif was there when I receivd my diploma scroll and now :Kimi. I would like to express my personal thank you to Kimi coz be there for me. He's such a cookie jar to me during dat time. Sanggup bgn pagi2 to teman me and then teman my mom while im in hall. Ure such a darling!Then he officially jadi photographr tak rasmi for me ..eheheh...Thank you:) Tima kasih for d big bear by da name of Miki.. (Kimi ..miki..Kimi..;p )
Bila bila rasa merajuk dengan dia, I want to remember this momentt...


Friday, May 29, 2009

Event Execs Groupie~UiTM Shah Alam~1st Batch Bachelor in Event Management


Fellow Friends,


Sudah tukar kerjaaa!!! im still in event line bt instead of going to work in only 7mins time, now i have to struggle n in a battlefield with the jammy for 45mins to reach my office(if im lucky la, if salah timing kwar keje, about 1hour jugak baru smpaiiiii....)

I call this as career advancmnt. its not dat my previous company didnt treat me well ( tettttt! obviously they r not!) its just dat for me its time to move on. but still in event lineee?


At some extend i was likeee is this what i want? To be in event line? Can i really2 work under pressure?To be on d go 24hrs? Kalau cakap memang berabuk , maklumla time cakap i can do this, i can do that, bukannya kena byr pun. pakai air liur je... Im not suree..hurm, now i have to handle 3projects under my skirt which really makes me watafak all d time. Im a good pretender in term of doing a good pr to everybody. but then is this what i want. HiTeLiTe to Hamid as he per say dat he dont thinks he's compatible in event line for which i secretly believe dia sgt compatible but then have to respect his decision, now its keep me wondering butterflying myself. Am i Good enuf in this line myself? To optimize at the end of the road, of course there is no short cut in life .

Yes, d basic in this line will be so-so but the commssn at d end of the event will be masyuk, thus of course u have to cry all d way baru laughing hahahaha at end result. Last weekend ive met this CEO of .......... i call her kak lyn and she gv me a very good advice bout career wise and how she wants to see me 5years fm now as she expect and believe I will be. Dear Event Execs, Its nt about me, its about us, d world revolving around us..Event execs groupie, what happen to us? where's d spirit?Where are we noww?? congrats to aca dat getting married , pet for his new exclusively job, sincan for always stay positive in life and gv a good advce to me even though selalunya masuk telinga kanan kwar telinga kanan gakkk.... ;p , shat and amid with yapeim n for those yg 'where are thou?' update usss!!!!

Im murmuring ( i believe sincan akan ckap 'apa ko membebel ni aya...' ) but then thanks for your time reading it, keep it as a journal of ex-event exec life ;p do update us with ur story pulaks. & for u amid, u can do it, ure born as a natural leader however, PERHAPS u always end up at d wrong company. With a rite direction u cn be an excel event manager as well.

See u guys at our convocation day :)

Warmest Regards ( s warm s friday's sunshine),
Cik Yaya

Monday, May 4, 2009

Taking Back My Love~*

Recently bleh tercraziee with dis song, nothing personal but once ive heard the lyric and melody that blends perfectly well, its start hammering on my head n my mouth cant stop humming d sensation of d song......maybe ada kena mengena with my life?Ops!

TAKING BACK MY LOVE
Enrique feat Ciara

Go ahead just leave, can't hold you, you're free
You take all these things, if they mean so much to you
I gave you your dreams, 'cause you meant the world
So did I deserve to be left here hurt?
You think I don't know you're out of control
I ended up finding all of this from my boys
Girl, you're stone cold, you say it ain't so
You already know I'm not attached to material

I'd give it all up
but I'm takin' back my love
I'm takin' back my love, I'm takin' back my love
I've given you too much
but I'm takin' back my love
I'm takin' back my love, my love, my love, my love
My love

Yeah, what did I do but give love to you?
I'm just confused as I stand here and look at you
From head to feet, all that's not me
Go 'head, keep the keys, that's not what I need from you
You think that you know(I do)
You've made yourself cold(Oh yeah)
How could you believe them over me, I'm your girl
You're out of control(So what?)
How could you let go?(Oh yeah)
Don't you know I'm not attached to material?

I'd give it all up
but I'm takin' back my love
I'm takin' back my love, I'm takin' back my love
I've given you too much but I'm takin' back my love
I'm takin' back my love, my love, my love, my love ...


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

OMEL MENGOMEL

OMEL MENGOMEL

Saya memang malas nk ngedate my blog even byk hal yg da jadi recently..;( but setelah kak Jue bising coz 'asik tgk purple je..' eheheheh..okey i update this blog just for u my dear sister:)




For d last 2wiks, d desire to berhenti kerja sgt berkobar2. I dont know y, I have d coolest bos in town plus i have flexible working hour but still..i want more. (yes,manusia mmg tak reti bersyukur;p) Plus our last event, we actually faced lotsa probs here n there n i learnd a lot from dis event. Da ckp 78x nk berenti da jadi satu doa smpai my friends pun da nk muntah dengar but still tak berhenti2..heheh.. mmg ada plan nk berenti but im not stupid, kena la ada back up plan, dibuatnya kalau berenti then 5months tanam anggur pe cer?

Last2 afta almost one month bising nk berenti, tak jugak berenti hehehe...n im quite surprised lor my ofizmate lak diberhentikan kay (24hours notice!) pergh tetiba scary lak ths company, sesuka suki suku je nk berenti org . He said d staff tak perform .

However, my bos telah menaikkan darjat ku kepada anotha level as i have to run a project (naik pangkat tak naik gaji okey u olls, so tadak belanja2 ye.;p) Been given 5staffs under me, so its gonna be a challenge la s i have to come out with a solid plan for the project. D next 2 months struggle la (cait, struggle la sangat..hehehe) nk fulfill d task n hupfuli i can do it..

Friday, April 3, 2009

Party People in Purple!

PURPLE!PURPLE!PURPLE!




"Babe, aku tak nk dgr any excuse frm u okay, ko WAJIB datang"

"Err.. aku tak sure lagi"
"Tak kira, ko kena datang, da lama tak gather togetha"

"Yelah2, aku datanggggg kay dear"
Im so damn tired actually and almost decided to back off fm d actual plan but mengenangkan I da byk kali cancel and I can assure myself if dis time around cancel lagi me akan jadi puteri terbuang frm d circle of gankerz so ku gagahkan diri untuk pergi jugak d party.

Around 9++ arrived at Kj, fetch Sal n then straight to the private place (syhhh..rahsia) At first bila sampai , da dengar2 suara Asma, I was like " takde gaya party pun, sunyi jerrr" and bila kitorang masuk adalah few girls and guys yg tgh lepak2. takpe2 awal lagi ni...


It was fun, met all my gurls and all in purple, rasa cool gilerr:) Farah s usual ttp dgn perangai gile2 dia plus she brings Barduck along (whereby i keep asking d same question to Barduck;p)

"Barduck, boy mana?"
"Err on d way"

5 minit kemudian..
"Badak, boy manaaa?"
"Err dia habis kerja dia shoot ke sini"

5 saat kemudian...
"Badak, boy manaa...."

"Err, xpe badak call dia eh" ehehhehehe.....

Well, end up he didnt come due to unexpected circumstances (yarh rite!)


Anyway anyhow, Badak has found a replacement for Boy

(owh tak smpai hati nk cerita this part, Asma-Kangkang-All d boys-Tido...opss!!Biarlah rahsia)
So back to the canvas, once I arrived, of course serbu d kitchenn!! pizza, kfc, yummy!
"Babe, baik korang makan dulu, nnt guest yg lain dtg jgn harap la dpt makan da"
So apa lagi, saya sukaa makannnnnn:)

Well, its true then. The party dat been organized by 4 chicky girls that have their own gankerz as well . So u can imagine how crowded the party turn to be.
"Ni party Centro Edition" heheh..yes Ija, ure rite. There's a DJ there where they spin all the tektonik plus house plus blabla...but im more into RNB, I mean im fine with all those tonik thingy but i prefer RNB lorr. and its hilarious watching d gurls loose their belly dancing.
Yes, U FARAH, dat girl was u ;p
Asma tak taw la dia tgh control ayu depan siapa, I wonder..ehehhe, but when dat guy balik , dia terus menjadi ASMAAA . de real one. Noryn, yes d burfday gurl, sorry dear its not that we dont want to support d DJ or anythg but the living hall was like a living hell . Crowded sgt la dear plus i tak kenal almost 80% from d guest so a bit awkward laaa...



Bila da 4 Organizer so ada 4 puak la, and most of them mmg choose to berpuak2 including mee...hihihik, anyway I did enjoyed the party with my girls with me. And ada org sudah jatuh cintaaa.....;p Its Obvious la Abek!! ehehhehe... yelah2 nnt kita gossipin together and u can ask 101 questions about her owcay.

Well me pun ada la terperasan this one guy quite cute (take note everybody, sesiapa yg di dalam gelap n with minimum light akan kelihatan kachak dan chantek!) n it happens dat d guy tu kawan Badak, so I was like ..

"Badak, kim salam kat dat guy, cam cute jer" and OMG, dat guy tu ada kat dat area jer, I really2 thought dat guy dah blah and Badak dgn tangkas nye terus pergi kat kwan dia...Malu!!!!!
Even Eddy pun ckp "Aku rasa dat guy tu cam usha ko la, dr tadi tgk jeerrr" hikhik..
Tapi saya malu kerana dia tahu saya kirim salam dekat diaaaa :(

Anyway end of dat story as nothing happen after dat..wink!

Around 6++ me da cam a bit sleepy la and d party takde tanda2 nk end up pun. so i just baring with the gurls and Farah dtg buat luahan hati session, as we talked , there's a guy looking for his cap but we just ignore him (we shudnt!!) and after dat there's a girl whom i just met for like 5hours came and gv advice bout love for about 15mins....i was like what d heck? But still thanks for d advice , adalah yg bleh pakai but ada yg me tak berapa dgr coz ngantukk..

7.15 am: Shit!!! hp aku hilang!! Everyone's a bit panick as Asma's hp hilang.. We bet d guy yg looking for his cap tu yg amik but takde solid proof so tak bleh simply tuduh la..

I terus check my belonging dlm almari and Thank God suma ada, risau la, yerla da ramai2 nk tuduh siapa lagi .. Anyway, it was a great party , Centro & Zouk edition heheh..I love all my gurls!
:Sal
:Farah
:Asma
:Noryn
:Anne
:Ija
:Shira
L.O.V.E

Sunday, March 22, 2009

"1st Putrajaya International Hot Air Balloon Fiesta 2009".



I LovE BaLLOOnnnn!!!


' Babe, da bangun? '

' Err...dah '

' Dah siap? '

' Errr... dah '

' Okay, ill be there in 5mins time '

owh, 5minit ehhhh, hikhikhik... da la me br jer bukak mata nih..siap cepat!!

We reached the place around 7.45am. The balloon suma da prepare nk berlepas (ayat ni mcm sumthing wrong sumwhere..hmm..) Emran da start plays his part so saya akan di ignore for the next half n hour. He's busy capturing all the potential unique and creative photos (he's gt the talent, im sure its going to be lotsa great shots)


Sepatutnya there's a gap between the photographers and public with the site of 'kandang belon' but as the marshall were too busy with their 'i-dont-know-what-in supposed to do-here' so as a professional public, we ran into the kandang and join the others yang rebellious nk captured the balloon. Semua org busy while they are inflating the balloons with hot air with fans with the burner till its fully inflated. Beautiful. Using my old handphone, i pun capture jugakla few photos for personal collection ..rasa sgt kecik bila suma org armed with cameras yg canggih manggih n im using my sony ericsson K 70i..heheh.



When I saw some hot air balloon rose to the air, I was like...woww...colorful,wonderful!
Several times jugak Emran missing with his own action, da mcm cari anak ilang jugakk in d middle of d crowds tuh..

Actually yg buat im so keen nk pegi ths event will be because its been organized by SFR. dulu penah join jadi crew for this cmpany so get a lil bit excitd when i heard bout they organzg the event. After settle, pegi la makan dkt stall nearby. Pergh!! memang tak best d chicken rice and nasi lemak, buat penat beratur panjang. . :(

It was a great event as it is their first year of running it, next year insyaAllah mesti tgk lagi (with my new NIKON camera hikhik..)

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Online Shopping wooHoo!!


I love Online Shopping!!


De Big Y?

* Easy & Convenient
* Dont have to handle this fussy mussy lussy things (crowded peeps)
* Cheaper! (usually they dont have shop so they can save their cash on dat part)
* Exclusive ( order from China, but d quality?dats another story)


But hey extra careful as you cant do this trial and error thing plus Before u purchase you need to know all d details n imagine u urself wearing the clothes. I pernah kena tipu sekali la with one of this endless online boutiques (OB), its quite faymes if i mention d name pun im sure all those online boutiques buyer like me will know them. huh, i ordered few clothes n de flow of payment tu biasa la, i dont have problem with dat but once d stock delivered, huh....quality memang hancur!

Im so damn bengang i just try it once and dats it, masuk store!i order jacket, when i view it at their blog, owh of course la extravaganz la kan smart nyerr, but bila da dpt, dengan butang tercabut, it was like wtf! hey u want to run this business lama kan, dnt treat ur customer mcm ni la..adoyaii..

Btw, there's one OB dat treat me really well, they have a very pleasant peeps dat work under their umbrella plus i love their collection!never failed to wOw me! always efficient, on time plus this boutique ah, selalu habiskan my salary. i will view the new arrival and of course i will fall in love with most of their outfit but as a smart shopper (duh!) i will choose d best for me:p

I end up befriend with one of the investor for my fav online boutique (dark secret..syyhh) but well it doesnt mean i dpt d privilege untuk baju free, discount, i just dpat sneak around d showroom laaa;p dat investor was so stricttt..

Anyway anyhow, for those online boutique follower, fikir pros and cons before u buy, ensure all details provided, kalau ada any enquiries pun dont hesitate, ask them, the price, the quality, the size, as a client we are always rite! even though if its not. No hassle, its like eBay, we look damn smart n internet savvy by buying the stuff online..hikhik...;p

Monday, March 16, 2009

LAPORAN ABANG WATSON

Situasi-Sedang mengemas bahagian pencuci aaaaaaa..sapa tau dia tau la..(kenapakah agaknya aku selalu ditugaskan untuk mengemaskan rak-rak di bahagian neh?)..didatangi 2 orang gadis...

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No 1-Adik adik..do you have any scar treatment oil..?alaaaaaaaa...what is it aaaa..alaaaaaa...Bio-Oil?a,ahh..yes yes..that one..do you have any?

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No2-Yes..yes..that one..i know its good for you to hilangkan the scar you know..(sambil tuding-tuding jari bercakap dengan Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1)..Do you have parutttttt..???kikikikikiki..(gelak-gelak dengan nada gedik)

Abang Watson masih mendiamkan diri...

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1-Yeahhhh..it's tak best you know..kikikikiki..(gelak-gelak dengan nada gedik)....adik..ada tak minyak tu?for you to remove scar parut tuuuuu?

Abang Watson-Huh?(dengan nada tercengang)

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No2-Ada tak ubat untuk hilangkan parut..?Alaaaaaa..untuk hilangkan scar,parut-parut tu..do you have it?The scar ataupon parut treatment oil tuuu?Tak paham ker?(bercakap separa sombong dengan nada Bimbo yang sedang marah..sila bayangkan Paris Hilton tengah marah)

Abang Watson-Maaf kak..saya tak paham..Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1-Adikkkkk..ada tak ubat untuk hilangkan paruttttt...??macam minyak Bio-Oil tuuuu...ada takkkk...???Abang Waston-Owhhh..Bio-Oil..ada ada...sebentar ya..

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No2-Kikikikikiki..tak paham rupanya tadi..

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1-Yeahh..he don't understand what i say laaa..

Seketika kemudian..

Abang Watson-Here you go miss..Bio-Oil,just like what you want..It's good for scar treatment and many people had bought it.it's RM32.80,and you can pay for it at the payment counter,which is located up in-front..If there's anything that i can help you,just let me know..as a Sales Coordinator of this Watson outlet, it is my responsibility to help and assist the customers.its my pleasure to help..thank you..do you need anything else miss?

Kakak "Bimbo" Malaya No1-Tadak apa dah aih..nak beli ni saja..terima kasih la noh...

Abang Watson-You're welcome...Aku terus menyambung kerjaku yang tertangguh sembil dalam kepala hotak memikirkan cara nak mendapatkan Rm1Juta dalam masa sehari...kepala hotakku terus melayang-layang tanpa memperdulikan dunia luar...

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I Love Will Smith But I Dont Love Seven Pounds

I Love Will Smith But I Dont Love Seven Pounds


"Babe, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button da abis la, then how?"

"Owcay, instead of dat film, apa lagi ada?"

"Erm they hv Seven Pounds and hey...Valkyrie pun ada"

"Owh, Seven Pounds yg Will Smith berlakon tu?I wanna see that one!"

"Erm, but i prefer Tom Cruise, can we just watch Valkyrie ?"

"Ala we can watch dat some otha time, jom tgk Seven Pounds"

"Okay...(suara pasrah...heeee..;p)

It was terrible. It was the longest 2 hours (cant recall the duration) I cant believe I sat still watching this continuous suck eggs of a movie. It was a real derr of a movie. I mean I love Smith, always will and even I hate this movie, I still adore him..

Look. I do understand the significance of the ending but still, boriiingggg...
Anyway...Will Smith is an amazing actor. He amazes me,yarh the movie not really blew me away. Nothing to argue about Smith. He was like, wow!

Owcay,sorry hun coz makes u watched such a lame film :)
( we end up tido for few minutes watchg Seven Pounds)

The moral of the story :

*Go and watch Seven Pounds if u love Will Smith

*Dont watch Seven Pounds if u dont love Will Smith

Saturday, February 28, 2009

La..La..La.. Hari Hari Kerja...

La..La..La.. Hari Hari Kerja...


Di pagi yg tenangg....di hari Isnin yang memblueskan...Di saat waktu berhenti ....Kosonggg.....
Its d same old things whereby im doing my typical daily routine. Bangun pukul 8.30 and around 9.30 br nk start engine kereta (yes fellow friends, envy me all d way guys, i mmg one of d shareholder kat office tuhhhh...;p) Then everytime i start d engine, ill say hello & kish my Horny Bunny. Der goes my sentimental feeling n emotion there;p wink!


Horny Bunny (wicked bunny...grrr...;p)


Wikidi Wikidu hati sanggaatt tenang melihat meter minyakku yg melimpah ruah hasil sumbangan derma ikhlas drp Emran, xsia2 hati nuraniku berniat baik to fetch him from d airport in d middle of d nite, xexpect la dia isi full tank but tenkiu duhling:) So back to my canvas here, hati jadi girang untuk drive to my workplace yg just 7km from my home (yesh, keep envy me)


Today afta masuk offc sekejap then pegi bangi at Avicenna Studio buat photoshoot for our company nk masuk untuk write up magazine..Bos ckp kitorang da mcm MLM team, suma takut nk dekat, takut kena dgr ceramah MLM...hikhik;p


Credit to Avicenna coz sponsor our photoshoot.Yeah Malaysian love FOC service:)

Okey after dat, d same old things la, blk office bos sponsor our lunch (hasil rengekan my ofcmate, ina) and then kitorang shoot pegi jumpa client bla bla bla... Around 6.30 baru dpat balik rumahhhh (see, balik lmbat taw, so apa lah sangat kalau masuk offc lewat sejam dua kannnn..:) Dpat balik rumah mmg heaven, i love what im seeing..:) d scene yg i have to go thru untuk smpai kat rumah tu mmg menenangkan jiwa .. :) Cuba korang drive then korang imagine scenery mcm nih and dgr lagu Come away with meee by Norah Jones...gt what i mean?


And I want to walk with you

On a cloudy day

In fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high

So won't you try to come?

Come away with me and we'll kiss

On a mountaintop.. Come away with me

And I'll never stop loving you

And I want to wake up with the rain

Falling on a tin roof

While I'm safe there in your arms

So all I ask is for you

To come away with me in the night

Come away with me ........(sigh)

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Danial's Bday!!







Danial's Bday!!




Yap, special to my sugarplum!! Love u tayunk! despite of ur annoyin spoiled brat attitude, but hey..ure still my first born nephew whom i love d most!! mwarhs!!



Monday, February 9, 2009

Nephews Day Out!!





Nephews Day Out!!


Feb 9: Craziee but totally fun!! Di pagi yg cukup tenang when im thinking of to lepak2 watching tv, hv my own facial and going out will b d last thing on my mind...out of nowhere my sis hd pop out d idea 'lets bring out d kids to Alamanda!'
i was like.....no wayy......!!!!
Ehem, i end up following them to alamanda.i have 3 nephews + 1 niece, Danial & Danish (my bro's child) and Adam & Qaseh ( my sis's kiddo) owh yesh, these most annoying spoiled bra..semua mereka adalah ANAK SAUDARA kesayanganku:)

At first we headed straight to TOYS R US and my sis end up bought toys for them. Badminton set for Adam . Aloplane ( like Danial used to say it) for Danial and Army set for Danish. Me? Owh ive take this opportunity to view my perfect present for Valentine's Day and Ehem eHem..Hun, Ive Found one!

Taking care of this kiddy is like taking care of a thousand sheep! Got what i mean? but hey, i love them...!!of course for God sake, they are all my cayangss!!
I love to give an award for Adam for being d most handsome yet rebellious Froggy Prince. Thanks Adam coz making ur aunt lost her temper for 5mins!

Running around, screaming around (cant stand ths part) and dancing around adalah biasa for my notty little nephews but still i love them! anyway anyhow ive managed to spend tiny quality time with them!!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

What a Day!!



What a Day!!

Feb 7: Ive planned it well, one month before with proper schedule, time and everythg, i plan it properly considering all the possible circumstances dat may arise but then...nada...yilek..Hv u guys ever experienced dat?well, dats wht happend to me.

Hari Sabtu yang indah~*tetttt!!!!! sepatutnya im having futsal with my chicky girls at s.alam so dengan hati berbunga riang ive prepared d shoes and complete set to play futsal.

Habis kerja (yap, hari sabtu jua kerjaaaa u olllss) my schedule will be to memandu kereta dengan laju to KJ to pick up my gals and headed straight to s.alam but then 12.30pm..
'Yaya pergi Ampang Point byr deposit kat Sharon' dengan muka yang penuh keslumberan & tanpa usul periksa bos ku pun berkata...haish tadi pg2 xnk suruh..
Nadin offc at Ampang Point tutup pukul 1 and he ask me to send d cheque to sharon pukul 12.30pm peak hour plak tu..from puchong to ampang point...sempat kerr?

Xpe yaya, tabahkan hati...owcay so end up reach Ampang Point around 1.05pm and yeay! Sharon xbalik lagi..after dat trus balik offc and then dengan kelajuan maksima im heading to KJ tetapi........ 'yaya, futsal cancel pukul 3, postpone at 6pm'
i was likeee....what d heck??

Owh u cant do this to me girls coz ive another thingy things to do and to attend around 8 and i have to pick up my 'special vvip guest' n do my beauty routine first. Yap, my girls try to pujuk me by saying 'ala, u main for half an hour jer then u balik lar plus u rushing larr make up and everything' Gurls darl, as much as i love u guys, i cant do that coz as an event planner(duh) ive plan my event well:)

Dengan hati yang berat ive cancelld the futsal game (later i found out they cancld to play s well, tak ckup korumm). blablablabla (sedey nk cerita bab my second event yg kena cancel jugak nirrr) A quick one~* mE end up cancel jugak nk clb8 my bro bday party because unexpected obstacle a big one like a giant rock had arised so yada yada yada...my plan tak jadi jugakkkkk...

hurm..hari yg sedey (thanks to my old housemates at s.alam, kak Nad & kak Niza coz bagi me tumpang their house , siap masak dinner for me, luv ya sis!)

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

*My Life.My Way*


To my dearest hun :)


I always potray myself as a 'Im not simple, Im very complicated' coz yesh u olls, im not simple, well yarh, peeps did said, dont make ur life too pening, live in easy breezy way, but hey, where's d fun in it, where's d thrill?ur life have to give u
'makna kehidupan sebenar'

hikhik..afterall, when im 50years old (golden yearsssss) i want to look back and say to myself 'hey, been there done that'


Got what i mean?



cheers lovelies!!